1. The best way to gain weight is to go on a diet.
2. The best way to keep your word is not to give it.
3. The best way to block a punch is to not be there.
4. The best way to improve a meeting is to cancel it.
5. The best way to change the world is to love it first.
6. The best way to get a dog is to beg for a baby brother.
7. The best way to shut people up is to show people zeroes.
8. The best way to beat the odds is to have a massive output.
9. The best way to take care of your brain is to keep using it.
10. The best way to get over a lover is to turn him into literature.
11. The best way to delegate a task is to eliminate the need for it.
12. The best way to bring home the bacon is to raise your own pigs.
13. The best way to fight against the darkness is to become the light.
14. The best way to get off your pedestal is to knock yourself off of it.
15. The best way to make someone feel essential is to allow her to be herself.
16. The best way to master an idea is to spend time thinking about why it doesn’t work.
