1. Ask the other guy.
2. Because I said so.
3. Call another extension.
4. Call back later.
5. Do it anyway.
6. Get over it.
7. I can’t do that.
8. I can’t help you more than one time.
9. I can’t help you.
10. I don’t care.
11. I don’t have time.
12. I don’t know what to tell you.
13. I don’t know where to find that.
14. I don’t know whom to call.
15. I just sold the last one.
16. I’ll do it later.
17. I’m going off duty.
18. I’m off the clock; you’ll have to ask someone else.
19. I’m on break.
20. I’m on the phone.
21. I’m too busy.
22. If I have time.
23. Impossible!
24. In a minute.
25. In your dreams!
26. It didn’t come in.
27. It’s not happening.
28. It’s not my fault.
29. It’s too late.
30. Just look on the website.
31. Just wait.
32. My boss said I couldn’t.
33. My shift is over.
34. No.
35. Not my problem.
36. Not on my shift.
37. Read your owner’s manual.
38. Sorry.
39. Take it and go!
40. Tell someone else.
41. That person’s not here.
42. That’s against the rules.
43. That’s all I can do.
44. That’s all there is.
45. That’s not allowed.
46. That’s not my department
47. That’s not my job.
48. That’s not our policy.
49. That’s not possible.
50. That’s the way we’ve always done it.
51. That’s your problem.
52. There’s nothing more I can do.
53. Too bad.
54. Too busy right now.
55. Try again later.
56. We don’t do that.
57. We don’t have it.
58. We have never done it that way.
59. We no longer carry that.
60. We’re closed.
61. We’re not Burger King.
62. We’re out of that.
63. We’re out of pizza. (GASP!)
64. When I get time.
65. Whenever I get to it.
66. You don’t understand.
67. You want WHAT?
68. You’re out of luck.
69. You’re too late.
70. You’re wrong!
71. You’ve got to be kidding.